A Gross Metamorphosis!

Yes, It has begun. Those of you who were with me through my last pregnancy know what I am talking about. 9 months of tossing my cookies, 70 pounds later I have Jill. Now, Jill is totally worth it don't get me wrong, but have I seriously chosen to do it again? Yes, but I want to answer some questions first....
1. Am I having twins?.....NO
2. Do I have diabetes?....NO
3. Do I need to consult with a dietician?....I already did & $150 later I was told I was eating too much fruit.
4. Do I know I am fat?...Yes I absolutly do, but I can't do anything about it.
5. Am I the most pregnant person you have seen?...Possibly, but I hope the person who made this statement enjoys a lifetime of obesity, courtesy of me.
6. Have I ever thought of exercise?...Everyday since 7th grade.
7. My girlfriend is further along than you & not nearly as big....Lucky freakin you!
8. Does it hurt?...more than you know.
Why do people ask such dumb questions?
Last time I got toxemia & gained 20 lbs in the last 3 weeks, but I got comments from 4 months on. I even had a lady smack me on the butt & tell me it was getting bigger when I was still in my first trimester. I was going to post a picture of myself the day I went into labor with Jill, but I gasped when I went to pick one.(I was huge!) There is no turning back now!

Woodstock!

Let it be known that I have had Woodstock for over a year. Everyone told me to stick it out a year & I would be rewarded with a well behaved friend. Woodstock is the worst behaved dog ever. We don't own anything that doesn't have teeth marks in it. He is always on the table eating our dinner & I catch him every day looking for something naughty to do.
A few days ago Woodstock ran away & I was somewhat shocked that I walked around the neighborhood crying, looking for him. I guess when It comes down to it I love him. We found him & later that night I told him I hated him after I relized he had chewed up one of Jill's new toys. My Mom says I have to give him another half a year since he is a beagle. We will see if he makes it.

Jilly

What in the world can I say about Jilly?
Jill is seriously the happiest person I know.
She is rarely in a bad mood. She takes dance now & may I say
she is the plumpest one in her class, I am
so proud of her. Jilly was lucky to meet
President Hinkley & talkes about it all the time.
Infact see still sees President Hinkley (anyone with
white hair & a cane,) at times this has been somewhat
embarrassing. Jill has seriously been the highlight
of my life thus far. (Oh and Jeff too).

Arizona

Jeff, Jilly & I went to Arizona this year after Christmas.
Jeff's family went down to see Eden get baptised.
It was nice to see Alisha & her family again, we have missed them.
We love staying at Grandma Jeanne's house. She always has fun
things for us to do, she heats her pool to like 90 degrees, &
has yummy treats. We all had a good time.